Promises to keep

Poll promises are not a new thing in Indian elections. In fact all of us are well-versed with election manifestos and how utterly useless documents they are. Now, what is a politician without a promise huh!

And so it has come to pass again that our friends have been making tall promises; as tall as... hmm... let me see... coconut tree? No... too short... ah as tall as Eiffel Tower!

For eg. aspiring Prime Minister Aduvani ji recently released his Party's "IT Vision". He said that if his party (Bajapa) is voted to power, he will make laptops available to all students at Rs 10,000. Hmm... that's nice. Wondering if his son-in-law has taken an agency for Dell or something. As for students they will soon have "mu me Ram, haath me jhaange (laptop)."

Now that's not all. If voted to power, he will also give free mobile phones to people below poverty line! Wah wah Advani...ji... taliyan! So now the poor will have a new slogan: Mobile, Kapda aur makaan. Because his mouth will be so bissi talking on the mobile that he may not need to eat "rotee". He he he...Very clever.

Sanju baba bola chalo Dilli

Every elections the Indian poll scenario gets more interesting, more murkier and more entertaining to those who can see the funny side of things. This blog is about that funnier side. So no offence meant at anyone or anyone's party. Rather all offence meant at those who cannot take a joke. Hey just joking... now don't get serious yaar. Aaaj ka taaja khabar suno aur khush ho jao...

Today taaja khabar is about Sunju baba. Baba bola chalo Dilli and that too from Lucknow the land of Nawabs. He also had a nawabi topi on when he said it and that too red in colour. Now Prakash bhai Karat is certainly not going to be amused at this new guise of our Munnabhai Politician.

Our Bajapa chaps are fuming at all this nautanki in this famous and erstwhile Atal seat. But kya hai na bhai, yeh elecson hai... yahan pe bole tho note phekneka aur tamasha dekhneka... kya!